Imagine Having a Harry Potter Marathon Every Weekend for a Decade

I’ve gotta warn you
I never get last cup

Woah oh
Me either
I never can close

Well, sure you can
You got a wife
You’ve got a kid

Yeah, I sure did close on that
Just not beer pong.

Do you want to dance now?
Sean said we’re dancing

Look, I don’t need the extra smoke
If it ain’t THC or nicotine,
Now.

I am too sober to stand in a basement
With a bunch of college sophomores

Oh, no, I sat on the couch and
Watched
But–
I will dance to
Cuban Shuffle!

Play a song, Gian

Jello shots?
Jello shots?
You make these, Jake?
Told you so.

I told Kyle I needed the chainsaw
I said,
“It just didn’t cut it, Kyle!”
“The machete just didn’t cut it!”

Oh, I’m sorry,
What’s your name again?
Wait, you brought a guitar?

Published by Gianni Vitale

Nurse, songwriter, and poet from Columbia, MO.

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