Cheaper Than Therapy

Facials
Cheaper than therapy
And my face looks good

The wait list for DBT is 11 months
So, facials it is

I know everyone who does it anyway
Like hey
Remember me?

The girl who wanted to be a politician?
The girl who shouted socialist dogma in the classroom?
Have I got a funny story for you!

The thing is, I know this is
One of those times
That you’re being funny but
You’re not trying to be funny

Right.